Test Plan: “My Teeth”

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Written By Michael Gutierrez

This song rips live. Saw this trio test plan at New Colossus Fest. As soon as the main riff kicked off, the guitarist and bassist gave the drummer a big toothy grin, and for the next three minutes or so the room convulsed in time to a short narrative about dental trauma. Loud, fast, hard post punk that always knows where the hidden panic button is located. Strap in.

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Hump Nights
Somergloom: Night 1
Aug 7
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Somergloom hits its 5th year anniversary of heavy music at Deep Cuts.

Somergloom: Night 2
Aug 8
Somergloom: Night 2

Somergloom hits its 5th year anniversary of heavy music at Crystal Ballroom.

Headband / Brandolino / TBA
Aug 8
Headband / Brandolino / TBA

The 4th Wall celebrates its 21-month anniversary at Capitol Theater.

Somergloom: Night 3
Aug 9
Somergloom: Night 3

Somergloom hits its 5th year anniversary of heavy music at Crystal Ballroom.

Johnnie & the Foodmasters / K.O. Queen / Electric Street Queens
Aug 14
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Johnnie & the Foodmasters celebrate a lost decade at Deep Cuts.

Disasterpiece Theatre
Aug 25
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A monthly Z-movie night at Capitol Theatre.

Dear Maryanne | Blame it on Whitman | Pink Slip | Jerrys Got Jokes
Aug 30
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Ska punk matinee & Jerry’s return from the dead at Midway Cafe.

Hack the Planet: Hackers celebrates 30 Years
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30th anniversary of Hackers explodes with screening, celebs, and A/V bonanza.

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