Tea Eater: “John Lemon”

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Written By Michael Gutierrez

A meditation on the existential status of lemons. Do plants live deeper and more meaningful lives than humans? Our highlighted track “John Lemon” by Tea Eater raises a question that few have the courage to ask. Now squeeze that biaaatch, add some sugar and water, and enjoy yourself a tall glass of lemonade. How’s that for quality of life, Citrus limon??? Off I Don't Believe in Bad Luck.

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